People share their most embarrassing lies, and Oh Boy
“Towards the end of the party, I noticed that a friend of mine came in and was seated at one of the tables open to the public. She was a professional hostess and she was out with one of her clients. , so she had had enough and looked, to put it simply, fucking amazing. She grabbed my attention and came over to say hello. She said she would soon be done having dinner with the guy who was with her, so we should go for a drink after our “homework” was done. Anyway, to make a long story short, we both got incredibly drunk and ended up in a love hotel. I left the hotel around 6 am in the morning I went back to my apartment, tousled my futon a bit to make it look like I had slept through the night and headed for work. My girlfriend would be home around 7:30 am, so I felt that my tracks were covered.
“That evening, coming home from work, she asked me if I had a good night’s sleep, and I said that I had spent most of the evening at home watching Dirty Roulette. asked me if I was out, and I said I went to the convenience store for a few cans of beer, but other than that hadn’t done much. At this point she reached out in his pocket and pulled out a piece of paper. In my not yet sober state when I got home early that morning, I had emptied my pockets on the kitchen table (as men often do when they arrive. home), and among the wreckage was the love hotel receipt, sitting there proudly waiting for my beloved to find out when she returned. ”
“I won’t go into the gory details of her initial reaction, but it goes without saying that after a few days she actually forgave me, in part because she had the incredible grace to see with humor how I had been incredibly stupid, not just to lie, but to leave the overwhelming evidence where anyone could see it. Several years later, we ended up getting married, and to this day, I haven’t. never even thought of being unfaithful again. ”